Abandon hope, all ye who enter here

abandon hope

A photo of a group of gnomes who should have abandoned hope – Gnome-be-Gones are waiting in the flames!

Ring of Fire


The family is asleep, and I have a Gnome-be-Gone, a coconut, and a canister of kerosene.

Pssst…. they’re BEHIND you!

Fred Conlon

From the wacky world of Fred Conlon.

Muddy Footprints

primordial sludge

One of Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gones lumbering out of the primordial sludge.

Gnome be gone…


From the imaginative mind of artist Fred Conlon comes the Superman Gnome be Gone.