Ring of Fire

flaming gnome catcher

The family is asleep, and I have a Gnome-be-Gone, a coconut, and a canister of kerosene.

Where are the matches…

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire,
the ring of fire.

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